- 🎓 Second-year Computer Science Engineering student (surprisingly still enrolled)
- 🔐 Cybersecurity Enthusiast — breaking things ethically since I learned
sudo - 🐧 Linux Devotee — Yes, I use Arch btw (I don't, but the energy is there)
- ✍️ Chaos documenter at Zero Day Notes — where I explain things I barely understand
- 🤝 Open-source contributor & professional rubber duck debugger
- 🌱 Currently: Building Python projects that mostly work & breaking web apps for
funscience - 🎯 Life Goal: Write code so clean it makes Marie Kondo jealous (currently failing spectacularly)
Proficiency Levels:
- ⚡ Python: Can write it in my sleep (have debugged it in nightmares)
- 🐧 Linux:
rm -rf /is just a myth I tested once - 🗃️ SQL:
DROP TABLE users;—wait, where'd everyone go? - 🎨 Git: 473 commits titled "fix", "final fix", "actual final fix", "pls work"
while True:
coffee.drink()
if code.works():
break # This line has never been reached
else:
existential_crisis()
add_random_semicolon()- Morning: ☕ "Today I will write elegant, maintainable code"
- Afternoon: ☕☕ "Why did past me write this garbage?"
- Evening: ☕☕☕ stares at screen "I am the garbage"
- 3 AM: ☕☕☕☕ "I HAVE ACHIEVED ENLIGHTENMENT" (it was a missing comma)
"I don't just solve problems. I stare into them until they blink first, question their existence, and then occasionally solve them at 3 AM while brushing my teeth."
- ⏱️ Personal Record: 20 consecutive hours debugging (culprit: semicolon on line 847)
- 🔥 Achievement Unlocked: Made production crash 3 times in one day (it's called consistency)
- 🎯 Superpower: Can spot bugs in other people's code but not my own
- 🌙 Night Owl Status: My code runs best between 11 PM and 5 AM (me too, apparently)
- 🎲 Dice Roll Development: 50% chance any commit breaks everything, 50% chance it fixes something unrelated
"The world has no meaning, but I give it mine. And mine involves way too many print statements and not enough sleep."
- 🗡️ Soulsborne Masochist — "You Died" is my love language
- 📖 Story-based Games — Will ugly cry at pixels
- 🎯 Achievement: Finished Elden Ring with a build made entirely of bad decisions
- 🐾 Samoyed Lover — Fluffy clouds with attitude
- 💭 If I could debug with a Samoyed next to me, all bugs would fear me
- ⚡ Hyper-fixation Mode:
ENABLED(will not stop until it'sperfectfunctional) - 🎯 Get Shit Done Coded™: Not efficiency coded, just violently productive
- 🌀 Overthinking Protocol: Why use O(n) when you can spiral into O(n³)?
- 🎭 Imposter Syndrome:
sudo apt-get remove imposter_syndrome(access denied)
"Quick fix before lunch"
"This should work now"
"Final version (for real this time)"
"I have no idea why this works"
"TODO: Refactor this entire mess"
"Fixed the bug (created 3 more)"
"Don't ask me to explain this"
"Code is for humans first, machines second, and Stack Overflow third."
"If it compiles on the first try, you're not trying hard enough."
"There are 10 types of people: those who understand binary and those who don't, and those who didn't expect a ternary joke."
🎪 Side effects include: excessive caffeine consumption, talking to rubber ducks, and an unhealthy relationship with git rebase
💀 Current Streak: 247 days without accidentally git push --force to main
